asexual reproduction 

often confused with autosexual reproduction
in asexual reproduction only one organism, which is neither male nor feamale, is involved. the organism reproduces either by
1. fission, litterally spliting itself in half to create two organisms. (imagine having yourself ripped in half, and then each half growing back the half it is missing)
or
2. budding, where the new organism starts of as a growth on the side of the original organism. (like having a little man grow out of you're ass cheek, a little man that is exactly like you)

Yeast cells use asexual reproduction. (specifically the second form, budding)

Single celled organisms often use asexual reproduction (fission).

asexual reproduction by astrocom January 3, 2005

Reprodude 

Reproduction amongst two or more dudes

"Hey Colby...Wanna come over tonight...you know its friday?" "Sure dude...will this encounter provoke us to reprodude with one another?"

Reprodude by colby sheperd April 12, 2007

reproduce

The act of repopulating a species

The way to repopulate is to reproduce

reproduce by CL67 June 12, 2017

reproductive act 

Sex is the reproductive act.

Calling the reproductive act "sex" leads young people to engage in sexual intercourse mostly oblivious to the main possible consequence—creating a new life.

reproductive act by but for December 3, 2017

sexual reproduction 

the most embarrassing yet humorous (to some) topic to ever be talked about in a school classroom. Even worse if your crush is there.

Teacher: So today we are starting a new unit on sexual reproduction!

Class: *groans, laughs, blushes, just sits there etc*

sexual reproduction by A Fellow Boi May 30, 2018

-reproduces-

This term is most commonly used in a role playing situation, when things are getting heated with your roblox boyfriend you use the term -reproduces- in the chat, it adds spice and is the more formal word for having sex.

Bob: Dang Susie you are looking really good, do you want to get in the bed?
Susie: Of course. -reproduces-

-reproduces- by Ripebagelz February 14, 2021

forced car reproduction 

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

forced car reproduction by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014