A religious person, usually a fundamentalist, whose retreat into a fantasy world of religious delusion causes them to exhibit behavior which may be interpreted as profound mental retardation.
Q: Why is that glassy-eyed person looking up to the sky with outstretched arms and babbling incoherently?
A: Because he's a religiotard.
A: Because he's a religiotard.
by Carlos Von Bjornsson April 22, 2006
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by mrlordwaffles September 30, 2010
Get the Religist mug.A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.
The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.
Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.
Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."
Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
by phillydriter April 18, 2010
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Get the Religitology mug.A girl who goes to church and wants to "save herself" for her husband. but in reality she will let you put it anywhere except the vag. the girls usually think they are good girls because they have only taken it in the ass, sucked three guys at once, given multiple handjobs and have had a good skull fucking. in all actuallity are whores.
"Man i really wanna get with sarah but she told me she wont have sex with anybody untill she is married!"
"No man you should go on a date with her! she is a religislut! you can put it in her ass or give her a skull fucking!!!"
"No man you should go on a date with her! she is a religislut! you can put it in her ass or give her a skull fucking!!!"
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