release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

by valet6969 October 6, 2010

Release the Kraken

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011

Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 4, 2015

Release the Kraken

Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.

Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."

*Riise strikes the ball and scores*

Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

by wezdog December 28, 2011

release the kraken

to fuck you up

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.

by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010

Release The Kraken

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.

John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.

by Thull March 16, 2010

Release the Kraken

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.

Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.

by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010