Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010

Rejuvenating Jana

When your wife accumulates over $500 in overdraft fees in your joint checking account. You coat your hand in Vics Vapor Rub, fist her ass, then her pussy, finally her mouth, then give her a 3 finger Dirty Sanchez.

My soon to be ex fucked up our checking account again. $1100 in overdraft fees last month. I sentenced her to a Rejuvenating Jana. Her twat and ass are burning and she can't get rid of the taste or smell of shit, tuna and Vics.

by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023

Rejuvenate

Rejuvenate: to get high off marijuana again that same wake period that you got baked in.

Gyv: let's rejuvenate

Mig: I'm with that lmao let's rejuv

by BerzerkerJr November 12, 2019

Rejuvenator

An electric scythe that when used to hit a gem will be set back to how they made you

Spinel used the rejuvenator to hit pearl, amythist, and garnet

by Tawinner October 17, 2019

Rejuvenalized

When your rat pulsates and break dances in the corner. This usually occurs when the rat has been squished and hung from their tail.

Damn…. My rat is rejuvenalized!! Thats hard as fuck yo.

by 3 content mothers August 22, 2022