Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal 

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal by Yharimus September 27, 2023

Urban Reindeer Hunting 

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.

"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

Urban Reindeer Hunting by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009

Reindeer Kiss 

Slang for patches of superficial frostbite on exposed skin. Used mostly in the Canadian Army by old school infantry NCOs.

You've got a reindeer kiss on your cheek, better cover up your face private.
Reindeer kisses are just the cost of doing business up here in the North.

Reindeer Kiss by HiHelloIsTaken February 6, 2020

reindeer gaming 

the act of putting christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

We're going to go reindeer gaming tonight. My neighbors just bought two new reindeers and they're just asking for it.

reindeer gaming by steve December 20, 2004

Reindeer Humping 

The game of going in someone else's yard and awkwardly positioning reindeer to make them look like they are "getting it on"

Man that street got hella reindeer, lets go reindeer humping tonight.

Reindeer Humping by lilcity321 December 25, 2009

Reindeering 

The same as 'Reindeer Gaming,' the act of putting other peoples reindeer in sexual positions without their permission as some sort of joke.

Yo, we're going reindeering tonight! My neighbors just bought a bunch of christmas decorations. These holidays are gonna be X Rated

Reindeering by asdfasdfasdfasdfadfadsfadfasdf December 26, 2009

reinders 

A word with many meanings. This is a word that can replace nearly any other word in the dictionary to take on the appropriate meaning to the user in of that word. This was a fad that began at James Madison University in Harrisonburg, VA in the late 90's and has steadily caught on around the world today. There is an "underground" hint to the usage of this word, thus users of the term Reinders are generally accepted as cool people. It is speculated that the originators of this term were part of a secret society where Reinders was the code word for entry. Some believe that this society still exists throughout the country.

"My bologna has a first name, is Oscar. My bologna has a second name it's "R-e-i-n-d-e-r-s."

"I'd love to rent that old movie with Richard Gere, 'An officer and a Reinders' tonight.

reinders by Drewster's Millions July 10, 2007