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red balls 

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).
Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.
red balls by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

Red Balls 

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.
My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.
Red Balls by Revelcer June 8, 2018

red balls 

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.
Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.
red balls by filmcomic July 30, 2021

red balls 

when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked
bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked

Red Balls 

When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.
It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.
Red Balls by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022

Red Balls 

The equivalent to blue balls but for firefighters that have gone too long without putting out a fire.
Well that was an awesome fire. Now my red balls have been relieved!
Red Balls by HardG May 12, 2022