receipts

1. To disbelive something so much that some kind of hard evidence is required.
2. To be so frustrated by a social situation that you wish there was some kind of red tape to guide it with.
Origin- Whitney Houston's Diane Sawyer interview, where Whitney requests Diane provide reciepts for her allegation of over $100,000 Crack Cocaine purchases.

1a. "Miss Whitney does not do crack, o.k.! Crack is for poor people! I want you to show me the receipts Diane, Show Me The Receipts!"
1b. Carl,"I met Johnny Depp last night at the Green Mill and we sat up drinking and screwing hookers till dawn!"
Tad, "Receipts Carl, receipts."
2. Wancy, "They're waiting for us down at Friends, we've got to leave now. Guy's, Guy's, is anyone listening to me? We have to go or they'll all be drunk as shit when we get there... (muttering dejectedly) receipts..."

by Krazy-K September 23, 2005

Receipts

Evidence or proof. Often in the form of screenshots or saved snaps.

Emma Blackery:Don't you try coming for me
Cause I'm the bitch who keeps her receipts

by ToboTron May 12, 2018

collecting receipts

taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"

by nerdykpopfangirlgamer November 8, 2017

Show me the receipts

Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!

Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"

by JrsProperty17 May 31, 2012

Period receipts

The small pieces of wax paper that are peeled from the sticky backing of a sanitary towel.

For christ's sake woman, stop leaving your period receipts everywhere!

by cockboy69 March 30, 2008

Receipts

Physical or definitive proof of a person's claims

Primarily used in informal situations of interpersonal disputes and drama among friends, family, and other people known from informal situations.

You can't pin this on me, I got receipts!

by mazeltovcocktail May 17, 2019

Receipts

A statement, action, or both that is so goddamn disbelievable that you need to see physical proof. They can come in the form of screenshots or videos.

Leah-“Sarah told me that James and his cousin had sex and now they both have herpes.
Lola-“girl you lying! Pull them Receipts!”

by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017