ray charles

when you bust in a bitch's face and make her play a casio keyboard
that bitch looked like ray charles playin that casio
by Phyuck Yu October 16, 2007
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1)When someone has something important that they can never use.
2)If something has been most likely intrepreted incorrectly but its not realized until its to late.
Guy one: Dude look Ray Charles has a tab book. You can learn to play like him.
Guy 2: Why does he have a book? It's not like he could ever have read it. How do we know its his own work? He could never have written it down beacues he was blind.

or

Dude 1) The Ray Charles book is done.
Dude 2) How do you know? He didnt write the songs down, you did. ASS
by meconfused June 20, 2006
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a shooter half green chartruise half jose cuervo with a dash of tobasco sauce. Often drank by drunk people to get more drunk quickly.
it's 10 mins til closing! Ray Charles? *pointing*
by MIND May 25, 2006
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To be poked in the eyes and shot full of heroin
"If you dont stop being an @$$ im going to ray charles your @$$"
by Magnum brothers April 13, 2005
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Taking a nap in a public setting while wearing dark sunglasses so as to prevent detection.
I totally pulled a Ray Charles during that lecture today
by Dinobot87 December 14, 2010
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A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.
person 1: AHHH...

person 2: what dude?

person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.
by T.J. Dubz January 01, 2008
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God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
I hope that Ray Charles does not smite me with his terrible omnipotence.
by shinjitsu June 01, 2005
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