by The flower of your eye March 10, 2020
Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.
by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020
A slang term for male masturbation.
Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
by lalala45677 January 23, 2009
Turn about ranch a teen attitude correction center Escalante Utah known as the ranch because of Dr.Phil
They can be recognized in the town of Escalante by the red baseball caps and solid colored t-shirtsthey have on.
"Hey look they must be from the ranch."
"How can you tell?"
" The red caps and look there is the chaperone."
"Hey look they must be from the ranch."
"How can you tell?"
" The red caps and look there is the chaperone."
by The flower of your eye April 17, 2020
When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.
by C-El, Esq January 21, 2016
a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.
"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"
"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"
"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"
"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"
"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"
by tornadotony May 23, 2010
by mailmanjoe May 27, 2005