RAN

Stands for Random Asshole Nexus. This is the place where a critical number of people have agglomerated in one tight space such that the pressure to be an asshole becomes overwhelming for members of the crowd and therefore any non-asshole individual in the mix can reasonably anticipate being forced to interact with at least one random asshole – or get caught in the RAN - despite their best intentions otherwise.

I had no idea I would be forced to interface with the RAN until I saw the show was 'concert seating.'

by woodsytheowl March 4, 2011

Ran

A person typically male that possesses a massive shlong

Person 1: hey man are you a ran

Person 2: yes, my cock is massive

by ChildPredator2.0 May 5, 2020

RANS

Acronym for "Roshani Anusha Nigil Subin".

One of the most successful Indian-Pakistani tournaments hosted in the Dallas area by a young group of individuals.

Player 1: "Are you going to the tournament this weekend?"

Player 2: "You mean the RANS tournament?"

by Charlie Prakash December 1, 2011

Ran

A Super Hot Middle Schooler. Best Pro scooter Rider on this universe. Underrated Tik Toker. Respect this kid at all costs.

Oh my gosh he is such a ran.

by Bagy June 3, 2020

ran ran ruu

the famous phrase the japanese ronald mcdonald is known for.

donald: ran ran ruuuuu!

People: YAY!

by hambugaaaaaaaa May 25, 2010

Ran Ran Ru

A magical word used as a brainwashing tool by the Japanese Ronald McDonald.

When Ronald gets happy, I just have to do this. Everyone join in. Here we go! Ran Ran Ru~

by sexybluedoughboy January 30, 2008

Ran Ran Ru

A Disease that was formed inside the famous Japanese Ronald McDonald. With such disease spreading, he can control the entire universe. YouTube is an example of an already infected website. Ran Ran Ru has entered many bored YouTube users in their quest for happiness. The symptoms for Ran Ran Ru include: red makeup, flailing your arms in the air, speaking Japanese, making absurd gestures into a mirror.

This disease has no vaccine, nor any treatment. This disease is HIGHLY contagious, and spreads like butter. The only way to avoid it is to never use the internet.

If you sample a chicken nugget, you have Ran Ran Ru. If you look at the McDonald's sign, you have slight Ran Ran Ru.

by Andre Lulz June 11, 2009