rastard

a person who's both a rat and a bastard

Jay: Hey who ate my last Eggo?!

Jim: (pointing) That rastard over there.

Rastard: Hey you never said leggo my Eggo...

Jay: Well at least I have a father...

by Rex Kwon Do Dojo November 1, 2008

rartard

Another word for retard, along with rarted and other words. Used as a less offensive alternative to retard and a meme in its entirety.

That guy is such a rartard

by Meme Thesaurus October 31, 2018

Raetard

A Raetard is in reference to a person who, has the name Rae or Raelene. This person is slightly challenged mentally and believes that they are able to send evil leprechauns to chase Jesus.

"Wow, you're such a Raetard!"

by Maddy777 January 22, 2010

ratard

means the same as the word retard but makes you sound stupid saying it. (From the movie The Hangover)

Someone says something stupid, and you reply with you are a ratard.

by simpatico000 October 6, 2009

ruhtard

A mentally retarded person, or somebody who is slow. Allen from The Hangover says " he was a ruhtard"

Person A: How'd your date go?

Person B: Horrible, the girl was a fuckin' ruhtard. She got the directions wrong and I waited an hour.

by screwfish October 9, 2009

Oakland Raytards

Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.

A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.

NFL fan: Which team do you root for?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!

NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!

NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!

by John Madden's Clipboard March 12, 2013

ruhtard

Another way to say retard. Also from the movie 'The Hangover'

James didn't know how to spell phys ed... what a ruhtard

by Tendude June 10, 2010