Raggle Fraggle
Hym "Raggle Fraggle..."
Iam "What's wrong with you?"
Hym "They're doing the thing!"
Iam "Yeah... I see it..."
Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"
Iam "I see it..."
Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"
Iam "I KNOW!"
Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"
Iam "Pfft what!?"
Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"
Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."
Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"
Iam "I... I don't know..."
Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"
Iam "What's wrong with you?"
Hym "They're doing the thing!"
Iam "Yeah... I see it..."
Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"
Iam "I see it..."
Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"
Iam "I KNOW!"
Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"
Iam "Pfft what!?"
Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"
Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."
Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"
Iam "I... I don't know..."
Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"
Raggle Fraggle by Hym Iam June 18, 2022