Raccooton

1. the raccootons are the super-smart pet raccoons
2. the people who love super-smart pet raccoons are called too raccootons (it doesn't matter if they have a pet raccoon or not)

Friend1: I am the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend2: Noo! My raccooton, Loki, is the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend1: But he never stole food, so he can't be the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend2: He stole cat food on two legs. Loki is the smartest raccooton alive!

by BeBogi November 16, 2020

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"

by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019

raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021

raccoons4life

Raccoons4life are a tiktoker on tiktok with 544 followers so far. they make Pretty funny content :/ yah that's it

Raccoons4life is funny

by Spy108 June 11, 2021

Raccoons at a Rave

The collective term for a group of people completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party

OMG, my employees in the warehouse are like raccoons at a rave.

by Its_broken December 26, 2024

Raccoons at a Rave

The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.

OMG, FFS, my employees in the warehouse area bunch of raccoons at a rave!

by Its_broken December 26, 2024