Quist

A street term for an organic fluid known as semen. The discharge of quist is called ejaculation.

Bill Clinton: Hey bitch, open your mouth so I can quist in it.

Monica Lewinsky: Oh i just love your quist Bill.

by IamSammman June 21, 2010

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Quist

1. To be extremely goofy and unlucky in ways that no one could imagin.

2. The asshole of a group who everything gets blamed on when something goes wrong.

3. The kid in a group of friends who is always the one who gets fucked with all of the time.

1. Good job Quist, the one time you dont sit bitch in the car we get into an accident.

2. Wow I can not believe that you knocked over all of the beers, nice job Quist.

3. Lets all kick Quist's chair until it tips over then when he is on the ground we should tie him up with our belts and see if he crys.

by Dat Piff December 27, 2007

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Quist

The spraying of a fine mist of vaginal juice due to a queef.

Right before she sat on my face she quisted on my head

by Serial Carpins June 23, 2008

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Quist

A combination of a large quiz and small test.

Dr. Barrile gave us a 40 question quist in our White Collar Crime class.

by bigsexy1925 March 25, 2010

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Mrs Quist

Mrs Quist is an evil science teacher dictator who will brainwash you into ‘talk to learn.’ Once she has the whole school in her control even the supreme leader she calls ‘mama j’ she will create the Quist dynasty that will conquer the world!

Oh no Mrs Quist is taking over the world. Again

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Allen quist

Allen quist

1. Politician

2. Current republican favorite for GoP

3. Man who believes dinosaurs and man co-existed and that there is scientific proof of dragons.

Republican: Vote for allen quist

Sane human being: Isn't he the guy who believes in dragons?

Republican: Of course everyone knows dragons and gods are real

by Blarny August 16, 2012

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