Quintilateral

Quintilateral can mean anything with five sides, somewhat similar to quadrilateral, trilateral, bilateral, and unilateral.

John, Jessica, Jimmy, Jane, and Joe had a quintilateral agreement: none of them would ever speak of last night.

by haneefmubarak August 1, 2013

quintuple standard

5 to 1 ratio.

A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia.

by Noel Torrey March 8, 2009

Quintilate

Mind created, spontaneous orgasm in panties. Both male and female can experience this so long as they are wearing panties.

That mind fucked me so well that I quintilated so hard. I need to change my panties.

by Quintilate June 8, 2019

18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

The number of planets in no mans sky.

I wonder how many planets are in No Man's Sky?
18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

by not behind the meme August 16, 2017

Quintuple Dare

The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.

Situation 1:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.

Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.

Situation 2:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.

Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--

-Earth Implodes-

by commentary_queen August 11, 2010

Quintruplets

Quintruplets:
When giving birth and you don't have quadruplets; you have an extra half of a baby.

Maybe the cast of "Two and a Half Men" were quintruplets. He is only half a human after all.

by TwattyWafflies August 5, 2017

Quintuple Six Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:

1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)

We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.

by MysteriousSpoon April 2, 2021