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pyroclastic surge

(n.) Hot rock, solidified lava rushing down the side of a volcano at 200mph. Followed by lava itself sometimes. Known to pwn teh pompeii
A pyroclastic surge hit pomeii, followed by several more.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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procrasticunts

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency
Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.
by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018
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procrasticleaning

The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."
I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.
by jspot January 5, 2009
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procrastichat

From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)

The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat
Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting

Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow

1. K, bye

2. Oh, before you go...

(Ad nauseum)
by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008
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procrasticlean

To clean and/or organize as a coping method (procrastination) to doing work.
Cris: Did you finish that paper?
Karl: I was going to... but instead I stayed up all night procrasticleaning!
by recalcitrantid March 27, 2009
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procrasticreeping

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing
Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."
by WILD TINA June 15, 2010
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procrasticrap

What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"
by debpicks December 20, 2006
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