peenieplasty

A sex change surgery that changes female genitalia to male genitalia.

Mr. Garrison wanted to have a peen again, so he got a peenieplasty.

by Leelandthins December 31, 2017

peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.

I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.

by Petrosian August 9, 2019

slicking the peenie

Euphemism for male masturbation

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie

by MegaDooche December 29, 2017

peenie

Small penis that in its erect condition is no longer than the average size flaccid penis (3-5 inches).

Have you heard about Jay? He's got a little four inch peenie LOL

by gwm49103 June 30, 2009

Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

by kath__ January 23, 2007

Weenie Peenie

A word used to discribe someone with a small penis.

Jeez... I love him so much but he has such a weenie peenie! I cant take it!

by PussyGoLucky August 10, 2019

peenie pecker

A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.

-I kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-Why?
-She was a no-good peenie pecker.

by Disillusioned February 27, 2005