Putch

Another term for spanking or open handed smack.

The mother warned her boys if they weren't behaving they would get a putch on the bum.

by rabidfan January 9, 2010

Putch

The combination of the terms "pussy" and "bitch"

Damien's a fucking putch.

by borsho March 9, 2015

Putch

Putch is a word that describes someone / something that is disgusting or unwanted, short for putchrid, except cooler.

"Damn, that bitch is putch"

by Hannahz hella coolz November 7, 2018

Putch

Slang or term of endearment for pussy.

Sandra: "Angie, did you wash your putch today for your

date?"
Angie: Of course I did Sandra. I didn't want him to say,

Damn, she has a smelly putch."

by Sandrina Angeline Knoxville June 30, 2009

Sneaky Kapp Putch

The sneaky kapp putch is a term given to a sexual position where the man humps the womans mouth as she swallos. However it is more complicated than this as the man has to have a Hitler style moustarche and the position must occour in Munich Germany. Good luck!

The sneaky kapp putch first occured when hitler snared his first root!

by Hindenburg and Ludendorf April 20, 2011

Putch

Someone who is representative of both pussies and bitches

"Hagan is a putch."

by notdecaf October 18, 2016

PUTCH

CANADIAN PRARIE REGION URBAN SYNONYM FOR A VERY WORN-IN VAGINAL GAPE. THE PUTCH ITSELF IS TYPICALLY ACCOMPANIED BY AN AQUATIC TYPE OF ROTTED FETID SCENT, THE TYPE ONE WOULD GENERALLY ASSOCIATE WITH DECOMPOSING AQUATIC FLESH.

THAT ONE SLOPPY PUTCH BETWEEN BERTHAS PATCHY & HAIRY LEGS IS OUT OF MEDIEVAL TORTURE FOLKLORE

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 October 31, 2023