A college in Indiana that think's it's better than everyone. Students here are known to attempt to be enemies with every student from another college. However, very few students outside Purdue actually care if Purdue manages to do anything good.
Students at Purdue are also notorious for switching majors and becoming career college students. After spending an ungodly amount of time 'learning' at Purdue, the only thing students have to show for said education is "Would you like fries with that?"
Students at Purdue are also notorious for switching majors and becoming career college students. After spending an ungodly amount of time 'learning' at Purdue, the only thing students have to show for said education is "Would you like fries with that?"
Friends don't let friends go to Purdue. That is, unless they want to work at McDonald's for the rest of their life. In which case friends encourage friends to go to Purdue.
by Moo-haha April 21, 2011
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Purdue fans: people too stupid to know what championships are
Purdue fans: people too stupid to know what championships are
by Hoosierbyblood December 4, 2013
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A word that can be used to replace the word “boring” in any sentence but may I warn you that use of this word may make you or other people in the area fall asleep
by Yeetyootskeet February 25, 2019
Get the Purdue mug.An engineering school in the Midwest where students go if they do not get into the chad schools: UIUC, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Purdue is also normally a safety school for those who are aiming for top engineering schools. Normally if you get into UIUC, Michigan, and Wisconsin, you will definitely get into Purdue, but it is not always the other way around. Purdue's mascot is a Boilermaker, they normally parade it around before a sports game just to compensate for how badly they will lose.
Netflix is banned on Purdue's WIFI because their virgin bandwidths can't handle all the traffic, whereas the chad Midwest schools invests on the internet infrastructure campus wide so students don't need to use data.
Common nicknames for school: purdoodoo, purdon't
Netflix is banned on Purdue's WIFI because their virgin bandwidths can't handle all the traffic, whereas the chad Midwest schools invests on the internet infrastructure campus wide so students don't need to use data.
Common nicknames for school: purdoodoo, purdon't
Person A wearing crown: I am the dumbest man alive!!!
Person B: Purdue is the best school in the Midwest
Person A: Purwho? You are clearly dumber, here take this crown
Person B: Purdue is the best school in the Midwest
Person A: Purwho? You are clearly dumber, here take this crown
by zao_zeeeee May 2, 2021
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"Dude she is at least an 8."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."
by dukeeaglesfan September 7, 2014
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by !pureliob May 13, 2012
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I go to Purdue University. Although you may have a more fun college experience, I'm gonna be richer than you. So fuck you for your four years, I'll take the next forty.
by mab23 June 28, 2014
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