A university in Indiana famous for being the capital of hatred in the American Midwest. Purdue students, surrounded by ugly people, poor athletic teams, and cornfields, have nothing to do but fester in their own inferiority and bitterness. These bullies like to imagine that they are intense rivals with other Indiana schools like Notre Dame and Indiana University, but students at these universities generally barely care about Purdue at all because they have better things to do than constantly try to convince themselves that they aren't worthless - like school or socializing.
In NCAA sports, Notre Dame has won 55 national championships, Indiana has won 23 national championships, and Purdue has won 3 national championships.
What does a Rose-Hulman student and a Purdue student have in common? They were both accepted to Purdue.
ND fan: Why do Purdue fans hate us so much? They're not even our real rivals like Michigan and USC.
IU fan: It's nothing personal. They hate everyone. They're just miserable people who have to take it out on everyone else.
Indiana has many academic programs in the top ten in the nation, including music, psychology, journalism, business, and public and environmental affairs. Notre Dame is ranked one of the top twenty universities in the nation. Purdue's pride program, engineering, isn't even the best in the state, blown away by Rose-Hulman.
What does a Rose-Hulman student and a Purdue student have in common? They were both accepted to Purdue.
ND fan: Why do Purdue fans hate us so much? They're not even our real rivals like Michigan and USC.
IU fan: It's nothing personal. They hate everyone. They're just miserable people who have to take it out on everyone else.
Indiana has many academic programs in the top ten in the nation, including music, psychology, journalism, business, and public and environmental affairs. Notre Dame is ranked one of the top twenty universities in the nation. Purdue's pride program, engineering, isn't even the best in the state, blown away by Rose-Hulman.
by AnnArborIsAWhore December 05, 2010
A college in Indiana that think's it's better than everyone. Students here are known to attempt to be enemies with every student from another college. However, very few students outside Purdue actually care if Purdue manages to do anything good.
Students at Purdue are also notorious for switching majors and becoming career college students. After spending an ungodly amount of time 'learning' at Purdue, the only thing students have to show for said education is "Would you like fries with that?"
Students at Purdue are also notorious for switching majors and becoming career college students. After spending an ungodly amount of time 'learning' at Purdue, the only thing students have to show for said education is "Would you like fries with that?"
Friends don't let friends go to Purdue. That is, unless they want to work at McDonald's for the rest of their life. In which case friends encourage friends to go to Purdue.
by Moo-haha April 03, 2011
a college in Indiana that refuses to acknowledge that other schools exist. They refuse to admit that they are third in the state for sports: ND rules the state in football and IU in basketball. Purdue might as well be on par with small public schools like Ball State, Western Michigan, Miami OH, etc. They think they are better than everyone because the can sometimes manage to beat terrible teams. When Purdue destroys no-name schools, it's a miracle and it shows they are back on top (which they never were)
Purdue fans: people too stupid to know what championships are
Purdue fans: people too stupid to know what championships are
by Hoosierbyblood December 05, 2013
A word that can be used to replace the word “boring” in any sentence but may I warn you that use of this word may make you or other people in the area fall asleep
by Yeetyootskeet February 25, 2019
Matt Purdue, CIA agent/superman/history teacher. Raw as hell teacher. enjoys appearing everywhere. Stays at school until all hours of night. Enjoys maps, books, and the constitution. Dislikes most television and most movies. Runs student council and mysterious. Sleeps for a mere 3 hours. Comes in on holidays. Knows every passageway in the building including the labyrinth in the roof. Raw(aka cool) in general.
lets watch the middle passage
lets watch the middle passage
I blinked and Mr. Purdue appeared
by Matt raw purdue January 14, 2008
When you are surrounded by guys in class all day and as a result every female is much more attractive than usual.
"Dude she is at least an 8."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."
by dukeeaglesfan September 08, 2014
IU fan - This sucks, I went to IU for girls, parties, and basketball. I didn't know they all had STDs, my clarinet degree just wouldn't get me a job, and our prized basketball team can't beat Nebraska. I should've been a Purdue Boilermaker.
by !pureliob February 26, 2012