It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.
by Q-XIII February 24, 2022
As a puppet is controlled by the hand inserted in it, the fuck puppet is controlled by the cock in the same manner. A fuck puppet would be a cock junkie who would do whatever the person feeding her fix wished without question.
"Do you think Jannie will let Mark cruise with us to the strip club?"
"Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"
"Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"
by Bird O'Prey January 19, 2008
A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.
Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.
by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008
An assistant in a horrible situation who has awareness of the level of fucked, but continue anyway in a form of negligence and obedience.
Even the most whipped, galighted person must realise they have become the fuck-puppet to a cult leader and make a choice between stopping or continuing. She chose the latter and at that point my sympathy ends.
by Sarcasticbrit June 8, 2022
A toy used to create sexual pleasure with only one person. It can aid one's quest in masturbation and can look like anything from a dildoed dick to a gorilla's finger. Fuck puppets can also be used to practice having sex with, so when the time comes, your a pro.
by Unknown February 15, 2004
1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 7, 2007