puddling

The act of peeing in your partner’s anal canal. Goes hand and hand with geysering.

last night i had a sleep boner, insted of wasting it i ramed it into her ass i gave her a puddling.

by GMFU and the ROC August 18, 2008

Puddling

During sex, a woman releases a decent sized puddle unto the man and/or sheets. This is not urine.

Dammit honey, you are puddling all over me!

Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.

I'm gonna fuck you so good that I make you puddle!

by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

Punding

Punding :

Punding is human activity characterized by compulsive fascination with and performance of repetitive, mechanical tasks, such as assembling and disassembling, collecting, or sorting household objects. For example, punding may consist of activities such as:

- collecting pebbles and lining them up as perfectly as possible,
- disassembling doorknobs and putting them back together again,

People engaging in punding find immersion in such activities comforting, even when it serves no purpose, and generally find it very frustrating to be diverted from them.

Punding is the result of dopamine overactivity. It is commonly associated with side effects of drugs used against Parkinson's disease and with the use of methamphetamine (in which context it is known as tweaking), which increases dopamine release and blocks its uptake. In Parkinson's Disease it can be cured by lowering the medication dose, or adding (atypical) antipsychotics, which act by counteracting the effect of dopamine.

Punding is also similar to behaviors associated with autism.

When my Adderal starts to wear off, I start punding, you know? Like. I have to use graph paper for EVERYTHING so it all lines up right...

by Hitokai January 2, 2008

blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.

Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany

by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016

puddling

The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.

The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."

by C.W. Alfonsin December 23, 2007

Puddling

The act of driving through large puddles of rainwater in cars, creating massive sprays of water. Filming these acts is a common practice, as is hosting said videos on YouTube. Other common practices include spraying people nearby the puddles, spraying cars that are nearby, and driving through puddles while the passengers stick their heads out the windows.

"Dude, do you want to go puddling tonight? It's supposed to rain. Last time, we sprayed about 15 feet high."

by Robb the Casbah May 17, 2006

Puddling

The process by which a shot of (mostly) hard alcohol is mixed in the mouth with another alcohol to mask the taste of the shot.

Martin was supposed to do a forfeit shot, but he got punched because his practice of puddling was deemed too cowardly.

by MisterLC August 26, 2016