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Psychologistician

A person who controls how and where information is present in the brain. Like a Psychologist but rather specializes in controlling the inner workings of the brain. Works in the profession of Psychologistics. Common tactics include reverse psychology, hypnotism, and cranial abuse"Often in cases the reptillian complex will overtake the limbic system, and abuse it physically, emotionally, sexually, mentally... the neocrotex stands idly by of course, not daring to interfere are the risk of being injured," says Dr. Max McRage, a leading member of the Worldwide Society of Psychologisticians.
My brain has been hurting ever since I went to my psychologistician...I wonder why Dr. McRage refused to comment on where he obtained his PhD.
by Lawrence Jackson December 16, 2008
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Pub Psychologist

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.
He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.
by wardswords November 28, 2016
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Psychologist

A certified and trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour.
by nethcev! April 28, 2004
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Psychologist

A person licensed by the state with a doctoral degree. Psychologists assess and treat people's mental health.
Dr. Weschler was a great psychologist.
by Dr. Jonesy March 7, 2009
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psycologist

someone who believes that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking
psycologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"
by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat April 8, 2015
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School Psychologist

A person attempting to make childhood less hellish for others than it was for themselves.
School Psychologists are the best friends Mechanical Engineers could ever find!
by Patty M November 1, 2006
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psychologist

someone who thinks that problems thought up by the mind can be solved by even more thinking
Psychologist - "next time you are depressed i want to you stop being depressed by thinking about not being depressed"

patient- "ok"
by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat April 8, 2015
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