When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.
Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!
by Silky_13 June 24, 2021
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Person A: "I'm going to be famous eventually, mark my words."
Person B: "What? Why? How?"
Person A: "I don't know.. But I want to and I will! It'll be amazing!"
Person B: "Yeah, alright man. Keep chasing that Prosciutto Dream."
Person B: "What? Why? How?"
Person A: "I don't know.. But I want to and I will! It'll be amazing!"
Person B: "Yeah, alright man. Keep chasing that Prosciutto Dream."
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When a woman has got that fine deli meat. With the pink and the red, that marbled look. The expensive kind of pussy.
Guy 1- “She looked like she was cut fresh off the pig.”
Guy 2- “Man, you can’t call women pigs.”
Guy 1- “Nah, I’m talking ‘bout that Prosciutto Pussy!”
Guy 2- “Man, you can’t call women pigs.”
Guy 1- “Nah, I’m talking ‘bout that Prosciutto Pussy!”
by _User_369246_ July 27, 2023
Get the Prosciutto Pussy mug.Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.
uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!
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by Moge-ko the Dictator November 8, 2018
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Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.
The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.
Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.
ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.
The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.
Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.
ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Misty: "I wish I had your pimp, mine never gives me any spending money..."
Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
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