propinquity

Use this word when you want to seem smart – or stupid. It's your choice, really. (It's all just a big game of fortuna, as it's the other people that form their opinion on you and you cannot really affect that process.) It's the type of word you only see on the "most searched" list of dictionary.com and on Yahoo!'s headlines (the latter-mentioned explains the first-mentioned).

People who have to look up this word are either too smart or "too dumb" and if this being the case, they are also very likely to read Yahoo! News. Why Yahoo! in the first place uses words that are understood only by 0.01‰ (1 out of 100 000) of the population, remains yet unclear. But when you are seen to use this word, people will know (if they're intelligent enough) that you got it from nowhere else than Yahoo! News...

Woody: "The propinquity of these – pardon my sterile approach on the topic – two given objects is inversely proportional to..
Bob: "Why don't you just say "approximity" or "distance" or something?"
Woody: "W-what? I don't.."
Bob: "Yes, you do. Don't play stupid."
Gary: "Yeah, man. Don't use words that are understood only by 3500 Americans – that's what Yahoo! News does."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021

Profinessensational

To finesse at a professional level with swag

If you get shawty to give you her whole income tax refund your " Profinessensational "

by 3RD EYE JU March 13, 2017

Propane

Weed. Used in rap music. You may also hear “gas” being referred to weed.

“Smokin’ propane with my clique in the back, bitch” -Lil Peep, Cobain

by KawaiiDonut January 22, 2018

propane

the cia code word that activates the sleeper agent known as "hank hill" who will bring forth the apocalypse

when hank hill hears the word PROPANE all hell will be unleashed onto this world

by deathwish124 February 2, 2010

cdesign proponentist

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.

A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.

by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007

Propane Fairy

A fairy that brings a new propane tank to your house when your old tank is empty.

"I can't wait until the Propane Fairy shows up with our new tank."

by Rebeca January 1, 2009

propane nightmare

it is the ultimate stand of hank hill, capable of baking multiple foes alive with its mighty propane power. Hank hill has hid it all his life for when it shows the world would literally become sizzling hot and tasty like a giant burger. mmmm burgers.

"god damn it! I'm gonna kick your ass! with the power of my stand! propane nightmare!" hank hill just before he kicked everyones ass with propane nightmare, even jojo, cause no one can beat a texans stand.

by propane master hank swaggyhill October 1, 2018