No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

premature redecoration

Premature Redecoration: Putting up holiday decorations WAY too early.

The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!

by JaneGordon.com January 1, 2016

No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

Premature Congratulation

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is

Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

by CheeseGames June 3, 2017

Prem

The best mate one girl can get. As the name signifies love, he can make everyone he wants to make in fall in love with him! He is cute, hardworking and determined to his work.

Girl 1- look ! There is prem talking to his best friend.
Girl 2-how lucky his best friends are!

by Bshhahgfavtwbvshsj January 21, 2019

premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

by ocius1 February 23, 2011