Procrastitute

A person who readily submits his/her body and mind to procrastination and hence meets deadlines without protection.

John should not be whining about flunking the course now, he should have thought about it when he was being a procrastitute while the rest of us were playing it safe.

by AinakWalaJIN October 10, 2009

procrastitute

a procrastinator to the extream or someone who insults you when you cant think of a reply

stop being a procrastitute and take out the trash

or

your such a procrastitute

by Murphyp August 3, 2005

procrastitute

(noun) - Literally, a hooker who procrastinates; Can be used to denote an actual lazy hooker or as an insult
synonyms: lazy ho, lazy hooker, etc.

As an insult: "...you procrastitute."

Literal meaning:

"...so I paid for an hour and she just sat and talked until the last 15 minutes. Whatta procrastitute!"

by N2O August 21, 2009

procrastitumbling

A form of internet-induced procrastination by going on tumblr after tumblr blog and getting lost in the entertaining pictures and captions.

Girl #1: I thought you were supposed to be studying for your bio final that's in, like, two days.

Girl #2: I know but I got on tumblr for just a second and I couldn't stop procrastitumbling! It's addictive.

by ayoungin June 8, 2011