Please proceed governor

A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.

R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.

by President of Vice January 10, 2014

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Proceed

Proceed

Noelle: L... Look, Kris! Another puzzle! H... How should we solve it this time?
Kris: Proceed
quick time skip
Puzzle: I am become ice cube

Berdly: Getting stronger... how? Kris, what are you doing!?
Kris: Proceed
quick time skip
Berdly: I am become ice cube

by ramisrealer October 9, 2021

perceived value

Perceived value is an intangible measurement to define elitism or fortune. 1. A credit card company issues a black credit card by invitation only. A second credit card also issues a black credit card for a fee. Both cards are perceived value cards because they offer prestige for not apparent reason. 2. A leased luxury vehicle that is far too expensive to purchase. A perceived value car often sits unused for the final three months to avoid the fifty cent per mile surcharge.

"Bob placed his black credit card in plain sight before the waiter brought the check. The perceived value of the card inflated Bob's ego."

"Claire and her friends drove sixty miles from their perceived value gated community to Laguna Beach or lunch."

"Claire used her perceived value black credit card to cover lunch. Afterward, her friends laughed because she had the wrong type of black card."

"Thomas leased a $150K luxury coupe. He could barely make the payments, but the perceived value of the car turned lots of heads."

by FarFromThinken July 17, 2009

preceiveism

if one has complete control of ones mind state, one will have complete control of one's life outcome.

Through the ideology of preceiveism, I concured my goals.

by Trevor Ryan December 28, 2011

processed pretty

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.

The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

by lifelover! July 6, 2010

Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

by shaneo632 October 4, 2008