When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).
"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."
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a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner
she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her
by JSHIZZLE February 17, 2008
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Sam: Man i would love to but i can't.
Joe: Why not?
Sam: I'm on Probation man... i get drug tested once a month now and if i fail i go to jail.
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Joe: Why not?
Sam: I'm on Probation man... i get drug tested once a month now and if i fail i go to jail.
by mirrorinthebathroom May 28, 2007
Get the Probation mug.In American colleges, it is the act of being put on academic probation for a second consecutive term, with the possibility of being dismissed if one's GPA is not brought up after the second term. It's called "secret" because the person in question does not want people to know that they are at risk of being dismissed and should be studying instead of doing keg stands.
Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.
Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.
Brosef: Let's get those girls from the swimming team over and play some beer pong with them.
Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?
Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!
Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?
Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!
by Kegstand0 September 20, 2011
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1. A temporary promotion based upon the merit, conduct, character or qualifications of the promotee' which are subject to change during a trial period based upon performance in said position. A "PROBationary-promOTION"
1. A temporary promotion based upon the merit, conduct, character or qualifications of the promotee' which are subject to change during a trial period based upon performance in said position. A "PROBationary-promOTION"
1) "Let's us hope i don't mess things up after I get proboted, I'd like to keep the position"
2) "He may think this probotion makes him top-dog, but it's just until they find someone better"
2) "He may think this probotion makes him top-dog, but it's just until they find someone better"
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