Printerference

When several people print to one printer in the office causing absolute chaos by mixing all of the documents up.

Has somebody picked my printing up? I'm missing pages 9,12 and 234? There seems to be some right fucking printerference going on round here.

by Mar© February 13, 2015

Priteesh

An amazing person who is very sincere and efficient. Someone who is dependable and very trustworthy. Almost like an angel!

Priteesh Priteesh

by zephyr18 August 13, 2011

winklebag printer

A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.

Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.

Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?

Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.

by ITman January 3, 2008

Printer

Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.

The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"

by Ugh69 September 30, 2018

Printer's remorse

When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.

Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.

by sean1123 April 13, 2008

printer

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Printer-rape

(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.

Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.

by nogoys5770 October 14, 2009