Mario done got pissed when that bitch Princess Peach wasn't there so he could lay pipe (get it? He's a plumber).
by The Pat Masta Flex May 23, 2009

(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)
Statistics:
Age: somewhere in her twenties
Height: 5'6"
Hair: Reddish-Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Cup Size: to be determined...
Statistics:
Age: somewhere in her twenties
Height: 5'6"
Hair: Reddish-Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Cup Size: to be determined...
by G-Union May 22, 2003

A princess with long blond hair, has a crush on a plumber, and every other day she is kidnapped by a giant fire breathing turtle.
by glogensphere December 13, 2003

The princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, which Mario, a plumber, who's general goal is to rescue her from the clutches of the monster named Bowser.
by Mark Miller August 27, 2003

A fine sweet ass. And a nice rack too.
Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
King Koopa and Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.
Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.
Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
King Koopa and Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.
Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.
by Flame060 February 16, 2005

The princess of the mushroom kingdom. Girlfriend of mario. Exists only to be saved by mario. Annoying. Always in another castle. Nice tits.
by Bob mcbobington August 7, 2008

She is a character from Super mario Bros. videogames. Peach is the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. She is constantly tormented by the evil Bowser, where he is always kidnapping her. She escapes everytime because of the aid of Mario. Her relationship with Mario is unknown to this day. Aside from her royal duties, Peach is a remarkable tennis and golf player, and even a fighter.
by Samurai Katsu September 24, 2003
