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amazing bass guitar-driven band led by Les Claypool. other members are Larry "Ler" LaLonde on guitar and Tim "Herb" Alexander on drums. go listen to em! now! youll get hooked!
When the going gets tough and the stomach acids flow
The cold wind of conformity is nipping at your nose
Some trendy new atrocity has brought you to your knees
Come with us
We'll sail the seas of cheese
by dsotmrw January 18, 2004
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Primus

Primus is a band formed in the late 80s with bassist and singer Les Claypool, guitarist Larry "Ler LaLonde and Tim "Herb Alexander on drums. Other drummers have been Brian "Brain" Mantia, and recently Jay Lane. Some of their most famous songs are John the Fisherman, Tommy the Cat, My Name is Mud and played the theme song for South Park. They are a very talented group. Claypool is considered one of the greatest bassists in rock history. It's ashame he can't sing for his life.
Primus rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jamarcus Fat April 17, 2010
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Primesight

The feeling you get when you’ve just finished ordering something from amazon prime, and you find yourself wishing you had ordered it two days earlier so it so would be there already.
Guy 1: Dude, I just ordered some new shoes and a food processor from amazon; I just wish I ordered them a couple days ago so they’d already be here.

Guy 2: Yeah man, primesight’s 20/20.
by TotesMcGopher June 1, 2018
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primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.
I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.
by Juicy Meat February 18, 2008
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Primus

One of the best, if not the best, bands ever. Led by Les Claypool's quirky lyrics and vocals and most importantly, his unprecedented bass lines which define songs such as my name is mud and those damn blue collar tweekers. Founded in S.F. in 1986 by les claypool, guitarist todd huth and drummer "Tim Curveball" Wright, they arose a storm in the underground and in college radio, releasing their debut Suck on This with their new and most famous lineup of Les, "ler" LaLonde on guitar, and Tim "Herb" Alexander. Several remarkable albums followed, and the band recieved some publicity for the chart-topping Pork Soda and songs like "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" and "Laquer Head," both of which had their videos banned from MTV, the former still being the most requested video on mtv during its year of release. The band shifted slightly, when a new drummer, Brian "Brain" Mantia played on the Brown Album and Antipop. While Brain was not as good a drummer as Herb, (and it showed a bit on the Brown Album) he made up for that because he was and is an all-out gangsta. Herb reunited with the band to record a 5 song EP, Animals Should Not Try to Act like People, packaged with the incredible DVD of the same name. Overall, Primus, in their legend and musical talent, make the Beatles look like a shitty garage band.
They call me Mr. Knowitall.
I sip the aged wine.
Oh I could tell such wondrous tales
if I should find the time.
I must be Mr. Knowitall
For ideas they come in bounds.
I am Mr. Knowitall
So spread the word around.
by Spiel August 14, 2004
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primosux

possibly the best soundcloud rapper ever. super good songs & even better lyrics. he’s gorgeous and perfect & the best ever.
i fucking love primosux yo.
by HortonHearsAJew June 2, 2019
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Primbly

Primbly: Hunger, but to a more irritating, painful degree than “ravenous” or “hangry.” Described as “ a prickly, trembling feeling in the stomach.
“Dude, can we go to Wendy’s? I’ve gone from hungry to straight primbly and my stomach is killing me.”

“Let’s stop at McDonalds, I’m feeling primbly right now.”
by JamilWesson477 October 12, 2023
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