catholic priesting

When an grown man slowly undressing a young boy from the shoulder downwards, while feeling the back of said boy's neck slowly.

"My shoulders bleed from all the Catholic Priesting"

by TotallyNotTheChristianChurch January 8, 2014

priestiality

Sex with a priest. First coined in alt.recovery.catholicism.

She had a weakness for Jesuits which manifested itself in priestiality.

by Ignatius June 19, 2004

Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.

He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.

As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.

Pristiano Penaldo is a finished player living in the arabian dessert

by MeltedY September 3, 2023

priestal

To perform heinous acts of child molestation and debauchery. It refers to the many clergy members who have been accused of child abuse and plays against the term postal used for a person who commits acts of violence.

Father O'malley really went priestal on that alter boy.

by Old Curmudgeon December 14, 2013

Pedestialion

Pedestialion: A raised column made of marble combined with a fancy sounding Italian suffix used to describe people who identify themselves as above others just because of their possessions and extravagant lifestyle.

Pronunciation: "Pede sta leon"

Waiter: Hi, My name is Jim, I will be your waiter today. Can I bring you anything?

Morgane: Yes, can you retrieve me an elegant bowl of the finest soup made by a trained chef.

Middle American Friend: (Looking incredulously)....You serious bitch? This is Panera, you are Pedestialion.

by Medici89 September 26, 2011

priestitute

A woman who thinks she was called to be a member of the clergy.

"Look, that woman thinks she's a reverend! She's a priestitute!"

by Liberservative July 7, 2019

Prestalgia

Prestalgia is a similar feeling to nostalgia. It's not for a time that's been in the past but rather in the future. You already feel nostalgic about these moments and you know that you'll be nostalgic about them long after they've passed. You can also be prestalgic about a big dream.

"Bro I feel so prestalgic about the trip to this pacific island. It will be something so special. Flying there in that small plane during sunrise, looking at the stars with my girlfriend or eating breakfast at the beach."
"Man that even gives me chills"

or

"If I'm done with university I really wanna do a trip through south america in a little VW Van. Just travelling and experiencing all these beautiful scenerys. I feel so much prestalgia thinking about that.

by lukas.jsm September 18, 2020