Sweating like a priest in a playground!

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...

"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

by gemineye7 April 3, 2010

Slut Priest

A slut that is so immaculate that they call him a slut priest. A slut priest will laugh towards the heavens when their dirty deeds are done.

Dillon: Did you see Father David yesterday. I swear that that guy is a fucking slut priest.

Kyle: Ya i know I just want to deck that slut priest right in his Full crescent.

Dillon. After the service Father David was laughing towards the sky. What a weird bastard. I hope he burns!

by TheSlutPriest June 13, 2011

Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.

After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"

by xctx February 26, 2009

Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

by Ecclese September 11, 2011

shit on a priest

An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.

Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?

Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!

by Jacobss January 23, 2019

Sex Priest

One who offers guidance in the art of Sexual Intimacy.

Bob : man Ive been having troubles lately, you know, those troubles..."
Ben : You should go see a Sex Priest

by Dragon_5beans February 19, 2009

wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.

'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007