preved

An Internet term and the biggest ever flashmob in the history of russian Internet community. Bastardization of russian word 'Privet' which is translated as 'Hi'.

Very similar to 'ORLY' stuff... Nearly never used without 'Medved' character (The Bear) and raised hands.

'Preved' symbol - Y

Livejournal community: ru_preved

In other words - this is what medved said, when he met a couple having sex in a wood.

Ychasnegi -"Preved medved!" Y
Medved -"Preved! Kagdila krosavchegi?!"

by Sanya aka Sushka September 11, 2008

prayed up

The action of keeping your mind right. Also meaning not acting a fool, and knowing how to handle yourself

You gotta stay prayed up on tuesdays and thursdays whodi.

by CG2 November 30, 2006

presedent mugabe

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.

if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.

by iris2bu December 27, 2009

Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

preye

Preye. When it was originally adopted into English, 'preye' is referred to a person so powerful that he or she doesn't have to follow the rules that govern everyone else. Beginning in the 15th century preye was adopted into English with the meaning of “a ruler who has a lot of power, especially one whose power is not limited”

the preye's would have gone off with their concubines and pet slaves and soldier guards . . .

by Alvaro Perea February 3, 2019

Preed

An underage hot girl. Must be under 18. Must be at least mildly attractive.

Dude, yer sister is a total preed. When is she turning 18?

Why are all the Chinese gymnasts preeds? They all look 12.

by jethay! May 3, 2011

Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

by nubcake October 16, 2006