Preston Garvey: When you're done reading this definition, come to Sanctuary. There's a settlement that need our assistance.
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Get the Presponse mug.The swaggest drummer to ever exist. He’s multi-talented, kind and has cool hair and tattoes. He has a sweatshirt that he wears 24/7. An overall 11/10 person
by c837y January 29, 2021
Get the Cole Preston mug.Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.
Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.
Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.
"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."
by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013
Get the Preston Brooks mug.1 -A (fictional) english roadie, described as a nutbar, who toured around the world with famous bands such as Black Sabbath, The Rolling stones and Led Zeppelin along with his old lady. The best roadie there was. Helped set up Waynestock in the film wayne's world 2.
2 - a complete Nutbar.
2 - a complete Nutbar.
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
your turning out to be a right Del Preston.
your turning out to be a right Del Preston.
by Dann S November 12, 2005
Get the Del Preston mug.Your average pretend nihilistic hypocritical 30 something year old punk rock guy, that surrounds himself with high school punk rock kids that help his life long quest of never growing as a person.
"Look.. A Preston-Punk coming out of McDonald's, very non-conformist.."
"Haha, you see that Preston-Punk trying to buy his groceries with his government supplied food stamps?? "
"Is that a Preston-Punk, or just a Wal-Mart patron? It's impossible to tell the difference."
"Haha, you see that Preston-Punk trying to buy his groceries with his government supplied food stamps?? "
"Is that a Preston-Punk, or just a Wal-Mart patron? It's impossible to tell the difference."
by Bend, O(ve)R December 28, 2017
Get the Preston-Punk mug.RECENT Indie Musician. A bad-tempered and complex character (but not necessarily intelligent). One who has two faces- usually a good and a bad, and many deep-rooted insecurities which he masks through extreme egotism and sometimes even cruelty. Uses illogic, grudges, and drinking as coping mechanisms. Gregory Preston Muir's tend to be quite well-liked until they let themselves slip, ultimately showing the world their true colors. Although usually happy on the outside, Gregory's are a wreck on the inside- usually due to internal battling such as truth and self-hatred. May succeed early in life, but unless a Gregory Preston Muir faces his flaws in order to get over himself, he will eventually meet a slow and unfortunate demise.
Teacher: What is wrong?
Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*
Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.
Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.
Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...
Student: True. He surprised me as well.
Teacher: What did he do?
Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.
Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*
Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.
Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.
Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...
Student: True. He surprised me as well.
Teacher: What did he do?
Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.
Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
by aciditybasitidy January 25, 2011
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