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on-premise

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"
IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.
by itretard June 1, 2018
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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Decisions are easily made when one remembers nothing is true, everything is permitted.
by kaosmoker September 29, 2018
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Stay Premium

A phrase which is often said to a male that does not pursue or hook up with a certain female because;

* It is the sister of one of your friends.

* Your friend has already made his intention known that he is trying to get in with her

* You already have a girlfriend

* It might piss off someone that you know

* You put bro's before hoe's
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James: John's mum is looking at me like she wants to screw me hard!.

Bill: Stay Premium Bro, it's not worth it.

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Jim: His sister was all over me last night.

Frank: Did you fuck her?

Jim: Nahh, I Stayed Premium man.

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(Example of Staying Premium)

Bryan: Come on cuz lets go to the movies.

Bob: But I'm just about to cop a root.

Bryan: Fuck man all 6 of us are going come on.

Bob: Alright lets go

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by XxBokixX December 27, 2011
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blue premium bond

+tommy gives tubbo_ some blue wool+
tommyinnit: blue premium bond
tubbo_: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021
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Jaime Preciado

The bass slapping, king of dimples best known for his place in the Mexicore band Pierce The Veil. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF – IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT – HIS NAME IS FUCKING PRONOUNCED HI-ME NOT JAY-ME. He will make you cry with how perfect he is while also making you laugh because of how goofy and funny he is. If you are given the honor of meeting this human being, he will probably treat you like his best friend and give you infinite hugs upon request. He also smells like sex appeal and passion.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO MARRY JAIME PRECIADO, HE'S SO PERFECT.
by shannonspiffy July 24, 2012
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Permission to dance

1. Amazing song made by bts, whit an awesome music video you should see

2. Whatcha ask your girlfriend for, when you really want sex.
1. A: hey, have you seen the latest BTS song, permission to dance? B: not yet, but I heard it has an awesome music video. A: are u gonna watch it today? B: bruh, i'm legit watching it rn

2. Jason Derulo: Let me take you dancing
Two-step to the bedroom
We don't need no dance floor
Let me see your best move
Anything could happen
Ever since I met you
No need to imagine
Baby, all I'm asking
Is let me take you dancing
by i_stan_kpop July 12, 2021
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Preminger

Preminger is amazing!
by m!ra March 30, 2020
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