Premarital Sex

A sin against the Christian God

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎

by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022

Premarital Sex

The word means:

1: Fornication is a term which refers to consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other. In contrast adultery is consensual sex where one or both of the partners are married to someone else

1: Person One - Hey... This guy asked me for premarital sex the other day...

Person Two - What did you say?

Person One - No, I am against it. I am not yet married!

by Clubmeber August 19, 2008

Premarital breathing

This is the worst sin ever comitted by a human-being if you ever encounter someone doing this stab them their lungs and procced to tbag their face.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.

im sweating let me have some premarital breathing

by that is wat she said:) February 10, 2021

premarital interdigitation

n. The act of holding hands before marriage.

Formed from "pre-" meaning before, "marital" meaning marriage, "inter" meaning joining, "digit" meaning finger.

Often is used by someone to give another an awkward scare because it reminds them of premarital intercourse.

Mom: So..have you and Jake had premarital interdigitation?
Daughter: Oh yeah! On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, in the kitchen, at a restaurant, looking at the stars, on a walk, ...etc.

by BrianGuyan July 4, 2011

premarital marriage

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

by Logan_____ May 5, 2020

Premarital sex

Having sex before marriage. Which is a sickening act and should be abolished.

“Evan had premarital sex with his FIANCÉ last night, and she isn’t even his WIFE”

by Agonizing July 29, 2019

premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."

by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008