Predictably Unpredictable

This is designed as a contradiction. To be Predictably Unpredictable means that the person being described is a riddle, an enigma.

I've met two people who fit this definition.

Max: "Hey do you know who that weird dude is over there? I don't get him at all. He is one strange mofo.."
Sue: "Yeah that's John Henry, he's definitely Predictably Unpredictable.. you never know what he'll do next.."
John Henry: "Checkmate"

by REBel Siren June 8, 2021

predictable

I knew you where looking this up on Urban Dictionary.com
how about...clitoris, I predict your lookin that up next.

Man, your so predictable.

by Fred the3rd April 22, 2006

predictabler

A predictable moron.

Devastate is a moron who is predictable because he is a dick ryder of intellectial rap.

by 2-Face December 15, 2004

predictable randomness

A random event such as a coin toss becomes predictable when repeated on a large scale I.e.
1 million coin tosses will result in a more predictable outcome , we can say with confidence (unless the coin is corrupt)
that there would be an essentially equal number of heads and tails!

Though I can not predict the outcome of a single coin toss with better than a 50/50 (50%) accuracy, predictable randomness allows me to confidently predict the outcome of a million coin tosses with a 99+% accuracy.

by RNG trader October 8, 2017

Predictable

You

you are predictable

by Daniel.huynh November 21, 2022

predicktable

Consistent in being a total d**k to everyone 24/7.

Tronald Dump was very predicktable even before he became prez; it's no wonder we could only stand him for one term.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Predictable

I totally predicted that shit though. I couldn't have been more clear! I said A+B=C amd you guys were all "Go fuck yourself Hym! You don't know nothing! I read a book and my boss said I got the highest status he's have seen! It's over 9000!"

Hym "I don't know man. Maybe it's only predictable if you're *burp* a genius... You know? Like me?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023