Poured too much wooter In the oots

A.K.A. "Pouring too much water in the oats." Referring to that of making oatmeal and pouring too much water. Another way to express 'fucking something up.'

I forgot a lighter! I poured too much wooter in the oots!

by Quélup October 11, 2017

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

i poured the juice

the act of peeing out liquids of the body.

i poured the juice after all that lemonade i drank.

by stamp sanchez August 14, 2007

puredee

Thoroughgoing; complete & total; the real deal; absolute. Also referred to as pure-D.

It was puredee comedy.

by Hey Mrs. Parker December 6, 2018

Sam Pourdarvish

Okay Sam is like the best

He is cute,funny,adorable.

He is a boxer. And He has a nice 6 pack 😉😉

And his just one of the best guy friends to have

He is single ladies but trust me not for long

He is great at impressions and can make you laugh in a second

He is a whole snacc, in a little package.

In a good way though.

Thanks Sam Pourdarvish

by S.A.V.A.G.E January 19, 2020

poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.

"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."

by feetoid October 25, 2009