patato sex 

When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)

"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"

patato sex by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017

potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

potato-sexual by Skysa March 15, 2018

Cute beautiful sexy potato pie 

My gf

Dang my gf is a cute beautiful sexy potato pie

Cute beautiful sexy potato pie by Exuberant_Turtle November 28, 2019

Sexual Potato 

Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.

girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"

girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"

Sexual Potato by sexualninjaofLH April 8, 2007

sexual potato 

Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.

Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.

Example 1 :

man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.

Example 2 :

"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"

"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"

sexual potato by sazmoola November 30, 2011

sexy potato 

When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.

After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.

sexy potato by Ingrid Carlos December 19, 2008

Super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf 

Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.

I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.

Super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022