The postman

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!
Tom loves it when the postman calls.
by kat princess June 06, 2006
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Postman

A typical nickname given out in basketball to the larger players whose roles are typically centered around "post" play. Also serves a nice double meaning, since the postman always delivers.
John Smith had a hell of an inside game. They don't call him the Postman for nothing.
by Siryam November 15, 2006
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Postman

Logic sending letters to the people
I've been feeling like a mothafuckin' postman
Sending letters to the people
All this knowledge that I got, I'm like an old man
Hold up, wait now oh man!
Let me back up in this bitch
I'm platinum in this bitch, I'm rapping in this bitch
Running the game, yeah I've been lappin' in this bitch
You know it's alright
Fuck around and they all might
Look at a brother different, I've been at it all night
I think I said it but I know I'm doing this for everybody going through it
by Logic0228 November 12, 2019
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Postman Pat

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat
by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
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Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
by SeductiveUnveal March 07, 2011
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Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
by Dark_Midget April 09, 2007
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dirty postman

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box
I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!
by Mikeyt999 August 26, 2015
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