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Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
by B Ronson April 29, 2008
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post-cum depression

Post-cum depression commonly referred to as PCD is the feeling of remorse the morning after fucking an unattractive girl or doing something regretable with a girl the night before.

Antonym: see post-cum blessing
Jim: "Dude I was wasted last night and I fucked this girl."
Tom: "Nice, how was it?"
Jim: "No man, its not like that. I have PCD."
Tom: "What? Post-cum depression? Why?"
Jim: "I think she put something in my butt..."
Tom: "Oh man. I'm really sorry."
by salohcin May 5, 2014
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Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.
So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.
by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020
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Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
by B Ronson July 27, 2008
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PCP (Post Cum Piss)

The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.
After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.
by Clandky May 4, 2009
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post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.
The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.
by Ernie September 29, 2004
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Post Cum-atic Stress

When a male is comitting the act of foreplay with his counter-part; and essentially is abandoned before the climax of sexual action. Post Cumatic Stress is the illness diagnosed after being Blue Balled.
by Gitt-R-Done or go home April 21, 2005
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