parklife

To avoid someone at all costs at an event

'oh look its Rich'

'quick parklife him!'

'good, he didnt see us, noob avoided'

by parklife dodger October 12, 2011

Parklife Faggot

People who love house electro, festivals, wearing feminine coloured clothes, baggy singlets with nipples hanging out, short shorts, rabens AND have little moustaches (like bum fluff). A version of a lad if he were to turn gay

look at the parklife faggot with his nipples showing!!

by hardcore_hooligan March 3, 2011

PARKLIFE!

Involuntary response to a pompous or verbose statement from a pretentious prick

"The department will review existing mechanisms of consumer input, throughput, and output, and seek ways of improving these linkages via the consumer communication channel."

"PARKLIFE!"

by Wessex Thegn December 18, 2025