Turd Popsicle

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg

Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.

by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020

popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.

"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."

by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009

Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015

Popsicle streak

A Popsicle streak is a form of a sport in which someone would eat a large amount of popsicles usually completing a certain amount

Kyle was doing a Popsicle streak today and ate like 20 popsicles

by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe April 28, 2017

glazed popsicle

The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it

Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.

by qpl January 30, 2015

eskimo popsicle

a frozen log of poo used as a dildo

she said she needed more excitement so i pulled the eskimo popsicle out of the freezer and fucked her til it melted.

by peppypip May 6, 2010

Popsicle Freezy

A sex move in which the woman masturbates with a popsicle (flavor is her choice) when it is melted within her vagina a man or woman proceeds to eat her out. licking up the delicious concoction. YUM

Dude i totally had Shaniqua try a Popsicle Freezy last night, other than some minor frostbite it was pretty fricken sweet.

by Chippewa Jr November 22, 2009