The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.

Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.

by Fish finger sandwiches October 31, 2019

Briggsy Poppins

A gay stage musical starring arty dwarf Briggsy as a flying homosexual nanny. Most notable for the pornographic scene in which Briggsy penetrates the camp cockney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.

Briggsy Poppins? Worst musical since "Gay Jizzerables"

by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006

Mary Poppins Purse

(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.

I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!

by DeWinter July 6, 2007

Mary Poppins

1) A well composed/happy person.

2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."

"How'd you do on test?"
"I Mary Poppins'd it."

by Christoper M Norton July 16, 2008

britney poppins

When someone is penetrating you with the Mary Poppins umbrella and shaving your head at the same time.

Jackie told her lover, “I have the clippers, grab the umbrella, it’s Britney Poppins time”.

by Langbeef January 14, 2018

Mary Poppins Syndrome

A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.

It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Mary Poppins that hoe

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)

I had to, "Mary Poppins that hoe" to get it right.

by grand master third June 10, 2009