Pootis

Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz

He’s in hospital with a severe case of pootispenserus gottamon. I just hope I never ca—

Are you alrigh—

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

by Treejog August 19, 2018

Pootis

A meme from the Heavy in Valve game Team Fortress 2, edited from the line "Put dispenser here." Basically a version of PINGAS, used in YouTube Poop videos.

POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!
POOTISPENSER HERE!

by Poisoned Al November 12, 2010

POOTIS

When a heavy says (put dispenser here) he doesn't say it correct but he says POOTIS'PENSER

Scout: Put dispenser here .
Engineer:Roger
Heavy:POOTIS'SPENSER here
Team:ughh

by Mr.POOTIS May 1, 2016

Pootis

Pootis is a catchphrase of Heavy Weapons Guy from Valve's Team Fortress 2, The originally says "Put Dispenser Here" but he says in misunderstanding " Pootis Spencer Here".

Heavy: Pootis Spencer Here.
Engineer: heck no.

by KhimSpringLight May 27, 2017

Pootis

Pootis is the dark slime that seeps down your throat as you watch Heavy swaying left to right, you want to blink but your eyes start to bleed in the painful montion of movement as you cannot look away, you start to clench your fists as you cannot move from your current position, the eyes of the Scout venture deep inside your soul as you begin to sweat uncontrollably, and as you begin to feel dizzy the video continues and continues. The only way to stop this...is to remove pootis.

Remove pootis now!

by Piingas November 23, 2010

pooty

pussssy

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

pooty

The thing between a womans legs that controls our lives. Often called hey-na-nee-na-nee.

I slammed my junk into her pooty and launched some dna.

by Yammer May 8, 2003