poose 

when somebody consistently backs out of getting wasted, giving various excuses

me: Yo dude, lets go get wasted....
dc: nah i gotta chill with my gf
me: dude your a fucking poose


me: dude hows that dip treating you?
dc2: (pukes in 8 oz cup)
me: WHAT A POOSE!

poose by poose patrol February 27, 2009

poose 

A sweet cat or kitten, the pick of the litter!

Man, that cat is such a <i> poose</i>!

Aww, what a nice kitty, she's a total <i>poose</i> cat!

poose by Poose Cat December 11, 2006

Poose 

A word that can be used to describe any situation whether its good, bad, funny, sad, hateful, loving, or spontaneous. May also be used as a verb. Basically you can substitute poose for any word known to mankind.

Who needs a dictionary? Got poose?

Good: "Nice ride man, that's so totally poose."

Bad: "Your moms a bitch." "Yeah, shes so poose."

Verb: "Dude, you just got poosed!"

Poose by Poose Coon March 8, 2004

poose 

A piss and a poop combined, Poose

I thought I just had to poop but it turned out I had to Poose

poose by colin-dylan August 14, 2010

poose 

Akin to a sleeping Indian baby on it's mothers back. Determined by Air Force Securtiy Police in Thailand 1974 when one Poosed out he basicly fell asleep after a long day or night of partying.

Edgar is all poosed out.

I am poosed man.

poose by Jim Enockson December 19, 2003

Poose 

(pôô-­ss)
1. The slang term used to describe the byproduct of when one is emitting fecal matter from their rectum, at the same time as they are releasing urine. It is derived from the combination of the slang terms, "poot" and "piss".

1. "Man, Elaine left some rank poose in your toilet"
2. "I got so scared, that I poosed my pants"

Poose by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

Poose 

A very nervous word, almost too great, can be used in many situations but is used mostly to define oneself.

1. Your so nervous man, ya ur a fricken poose.
2. Im going home guys, I gotta wake up early, -WOW, ur a poose man.

Poose by Rob18823 September 14, 2005