Poopschmere

The meaning of life. A word which so surpases any other in any language ever.

"Horse on senator is the greatest Poopschmere ever" or "You're my little Poopschmere"

by Jon Ross July 28, 2003

Poopscape

A different term for your butt hole

Man, my poopscape was burning after that Mexican food

by Baches June 9, 2018

poopschmerz

A slightly more inane relative of "weltschmerz" - usually used as an exclamation to express disappointment or unhappiness.

"I can't make it out to see you pitch your big baseball game tomorrow, I'm sorry."

"Aw, poopschmerz. :( "

by Captain Benjamin April 17, 2008

Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

by thechop123 August 1, 2009

Poopschmere

kind of like the Buddist state of nirvana....a fantastic feeling

see colin brennan

i have achieved poopschmere

by Houm November 15, 2003

poopsperity

It is the total opposite of prosperity

Most of the nation is wallowing in the poopsperity of the Obama administration's economic programs.

by bobby the body man November 10, 2012

Poopscore

The finding of vacation poop worthy free bathroom space.

Guy: Yes! I just groundscored some drugs in San Francisco after walking past some homeless poop on the sidewalk, and now I just poopscored at hotel cuz I have to shit!

by Ya wish July 16, 2023