poonker

A male genitalia

That guy is such a Poonker head.

by Lumiare69 August 20, 2008

Ponkelette

When an omelette is made very poorly by someone, and the yolk gets stuck to the pan and turns out brown (like a pancake.) The word is a combination of "Omelette" and "Pancake". Thus, Ponkelette.

"You're an awful cook. look! You made a Ponkelette!"

by Magical Unicorn Mayonaise January 9, 2010

Pooncel

Like how there’s shortcels, baldcels and cutecels there are pooncels pooncels are straight trans men who can’t get a woman because they’re trans there are many reasons pooncels can’t get a woman but it’s usually the fact they have a pussy or can’t pass

Pooncel: “women will never lover me because of my pussy and my girly features I’m such a POONCEL”

by Froggoth December 30, 2025