To put of the act of taking a dump because you don't want to miss a show, game, etc. This usually results in a huge crap coming out all at once right when you finally sit down on the john.
Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.
by foolpoo October 21, 2009
by PrincessBLARITY October 04, 2015
Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?
Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.
Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....
Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.
Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....
by lanaumass December 10, 2013
Everytime before going to the gym I tend to poocrastinate.
Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.
I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.
Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.
I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.
by Poolermo September 25, 2018
What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.
Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.
by wesleyan102 September 28, 2007
When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.
by Inky water March 23, 2023